2. High-five Joe Montana after a super-bowl or other big game
4. Punch Hitler. Will also accept killing Hitler if Homeline's not being too douchey about paradox or whatever that stuff is I don't really listen to/understand.
6. Go streaking through a royal coronation
7. Ride a dinosaur (NOTE: From experience with Dragon, remember to bring special chaps)
8. Find a gay (or bi. or heteroflexible) Paul Newman and make out with him. A lot.
9. Be there to witness live "The Catch" (See also item 2)
10. Ride in a space ship
11. Get a queen of England to say "We are not amused" (See also item 6)
12. Kidnap the first Bevo, and leave as present for dragon. Also, Kidnap Pig.
14. Start a slow-clap at a major historical event, extra points if I don't get punched by Sonia.
15. Steal a copy of Starry Night from one world, and then give it to a college kid in another world to put on the wall of his dorm.